Top story in the US today: Democrats have taken back Congress and launched a massive investigation into Trump's crypto empire Wait, the Trump family is somehow involved in crypto? 🤣 The Senate suddenly "opened its eyes" to what everyone already knew: White House crypto ventures have brought the family $2.3B in cash and up to $9.7B in assets. Turns out, while retail was busy buying Trump and Melania tokens, the big players were just using them to get things done: • UAE sheikhs drop $500M into $WLFI 4 days before the inauguration and get access to US AI chips. • Justin Sun pours $275M into the family coins and the SEC drops its case against him. • Binance pushes their $USD1 stablecoin and CZ walks away with a pardon. Washington is turning this into a huge sensation, even though barely half of the actual wallets made it into their official reports.

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