Europe. A 12-year-old boy comes to the store, takes 2 cases of beer and goes to the checkout.
Cashier:
- You're kind of small. Show me your passport!
The kid takes out of the pocket a refrigerator’s technical passport, gives it to the cashier, the cashier looks at the "Date of manufacture - 1980"
The cashier counts and releases the kid. The store manager, seeing all this, approaches the cashier and asks:
- What was it now, why did you sell him beer?
- He was born in 1980.
- Did you really think he was a refrigerator?
- Well, I don't understand this sophisticated gender theory at all...

Tik-Tok (eng. Tik-Tok) is a mechanical man, a character from a series of books by L. Baum about the fabulous land of Oz. Literary critics rank it among the "prototypes of the robot" and one of the first images of the robot in fiction.

Tik-Tok (or Tiktok) is a spherical brass man whose life depends on a mechanical winding, like a watch or a child's toy. Because of this feature, he often loses the ability to move at the most inopportune moment.

Police found 50 kilograms of cocaine from Ecuador in the port of St. Petersburg

Briquettes with white powder were found in the refrigerator of the wholesale distribution center. The recipient of the batch is a company specializing in the wholesale of fruits.

Investigators of the department for the control of illegal drug trafficking opened a criminal case. Persons involved in the trade in prohibited substances are wanted.

📹 Ministry of Internal Affairs of Russia for the Northwestern Federal District

A reunion of a sloth mother and her baby separated during a rescue from a wildfire zone in Bolivia.

We do not agree that the decisive battle of this war is now taking place.

the decisive battle will begin when and where Ukraine throws its main reserve into battle - those 10,000 people who complete their studies in the UK.

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❗️Massive air transfer of reinforcements near Kupyansk and Izyum. "Cows" land almost at the line of contact. Several landing points have been prepared. Mi-26 helicopters deliver armored vehicles and personnel. The fighters are sent into battle to push the enemy back and prevent further breakthroughs.

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Memorial "Saur-Mogila"

A poster on a French city bus calls to buy an annual pass

And it's good that you don't hide anything anymore.

Sergei Shnurov sums up the statement of the European Commission:

“Europeans, don’t be silent, say how it is: the Russian is the new Jew for you, you would like to burn us all in the oven!”