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⚡Vanishing act in progress. Ethereum on centralized exchanges just hit 8.8% of total supply, the lowest since the blockchain launched in 2015. According to Glassnode, reserves have plummeted 43% since July. Apparently, someone out there still believes in ETH while crypto Twitter debates whether it's dead for the hundredth time. 👀The coins are quietly flowing into staking and long-term storage while institutions keep stacking their balance sheets. Price is chilling above $3,000, eyeing $3,200 resistance. Break that, and $3,500 is on the table. Tom Lee is out here casually predicting $20K in the coming months. No pressure. Supply squeeze loading. Market sentiment says one thing, on-chain data says another. Pick your side wisely.

🔴Plot twist nobody asked for: Trump, the self-proclaimed crypto champion, has quietly ghosted the entire industry. Remember those bold promises about making America the "crypto capital of the world"? Yeah, the new national security strategy doesn't even mention blockchain. Not once. 💸Meanwhile, the irony is thick enough to cut with a knife - every tariff announcement, every trade war escalation still sends BTC into a tailspin. The guy who promised to buy billions in Bitcoin now has his Treasury Secretary saying "actually, we're not buying anything." Market dropped 6% on that one. Crypto community trusted, crypto community learned.

Citadel To SEC: “DeFi Is Just Us, But With Worse UX” 📄 Citadel told regulators that DeFi venues basically walk and quack like normal exchanges, so devs and LPs should wear the same compliance handcuffs as Wall Street. 🤺 Hayden Adams clapped back, reminding everyone about ConstitutionDAO and years of quiet lobbying, and painting the whole thing as TradFi trying to nerf protocols it can’t front-run.

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Polymarket: From “Get Out Of The U.S.” To “Welcome Back (For Now)” 🎯 After getting slapped out of America, Polymarket bought a regulated exchange/clearinghouse and just scored a CFTC no-action pass so its event bets can live on under the “designated contract market” cosplay. 🎰 Translation: the same degen “Will X win?” markets - but this time with more legal footnotes and fewer “sorry, U.S. not allowed” pop-ups.

Connecticut To Prediction Markets: “Nice Derivatives, Shame They’re Just Sports Bets” 🚫 Connecticut basically told Kalshi, Robinhood and Crypto.com that their fancy “sports event contracts” are just unlicensed gambling with extra steps - and hit them with stop orders. 🎲 Moral of the story: you can call it a prediction market, a perp, or a synthetic future, but if it smells like betting on the game, the gaming regulator is going to treat it like betting on the game.

Kids These Days Don’t Get Piggy Banks, They Get Binance Junior 🍼 Binance Junior lets parents park coins in a crypto savings app for their 6-year-olds, complete with earn products and spending limits so little Timmy can’t market-buy memecoins… yet. 🎮 Somewhere out there, a 12-year-old is about to learn compounding APY before learning long division, and honestly that tracks for this cycle.