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🚬Michael Selig officially sworn in as CFTC chairman today🚬 Former SEC Crypto Task Force chief counsel, ex-advisor to Paul Atkins, started his career clerking for "Crypto Dad" Giancarlo. Confirmed 53-43, now runs the agency solo - all other commissioner seats are empty. Caroline Pham exits for MoonPay 🌚 🚬Congress is pushing bills to shift spot crypto oversight from SEC to CFTC. Selig's job is to build that infrastructure. Expect clearer rules on stablecoins, tokenized collateral, and DeFi. Whether "pro-crypto" translates to "pro-you" remains to be seen.

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✍️Useful signal from VanEck's December ChainCheck. https://www.vaneck.com/us/en/blogs/digital-assets/matthew-sigel-vaneck-mid-december-2025-bitcoin-chaincheck/ 🟢While ETP holders are dumping, corporate treasuries bought 42,000 $BTC ($3.7B) in the first half of December - largest monthly haul since July. 🟢Hashrate dropped 4% (worst since April 2024), which historically preceded 90-day gains 65% of the time. The split is clear: 1-5 year holders are selling, 5+ year holders aren't moving. 🟢VanEck's read: weak on-chain, but liquidity improving, smart money accumulating. Bullish structure forming under the correction.

Gold hits $4,475🤩 Silver breaks $70🤩 Bitcoin sits at $87K watching from the bench😔 Q4 2025 is shaping up as one of Bitcoin's weakest year-end performances outside bear markets - down 22% this quarter, 30% off the peak. Meanwhile gold is up 69% YTD. The "digital gold" narrative is getting stress-tested hard. $BTC won't shine until precious metals cool off. Silver's 8-year return has nearly caught up to Bitcoin's. That's not supposed to happen.

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Hyperliquid did the classic "wasn't us, was a fired guy" move 😂😂😂 Community caught a wallet shorting $HYPE, team says it belongs to an ex-employee terminated in Q1 2024. Convenient timing for the explanation - right before the December 24 validator vote on burning $1B worth of $HYPE 👏 whoever it is, the selling pressure was real. About $134K dumped in a single day back in November. Token's down from $60 ATH to $25 now. Whether it's a bitter ex-employee or something else - the on-chain activity happened. Watch that burn vote.

Binance just got caught with its hand back in the cookie jar. 😮 FT investigation shows the exchange let hundreds of millions in flagged transactions slide through after that $4.3B settlement with US authorities in 2023. Some accounts allegedly tied to Iran and Hizbollah networks. Internal files show suspicious activity kept flowing from 2021 straight through 2025. 😮 This isn't a compliance hiccup. This is either incompetence or willful negligence after explicitly promising to clean up. Either way, it puts Binance back in regulators' crosshairs at the worst possible time. Watch for DOJ response and whether this triggers new enforcement action. If you're holding significant funds on Binance, you might want to think about diversification. Ah shit here we go again...