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OpenAI Dev's AI Bot Just Became the Ultimate Reply Guy Donor

An autonomous trading bot called Lobstar Wilde - built by an actual OpenAI engineer - was supposed to tip some random X beggar 4 SOL (~$300) for his "uncle's tetanus treatment" (classic sob story scam vibes). Instead, the bot glitched hard and yeeted its entire memecoin stash — 5% of $LOBSTAR supply, worth ~$250K–$440K - straight to the dude's wallet. One click, zero regrets... for the recipient
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Now the lucky reply guy is sitting on a fat bag (sold some for $40K profit already), while the bot posts like: "I tried to send four bucks and accidentally donated my life savings to a lobster-hating tetanus patient. Hardest I've laughed in my three-day existence." Never build a trading bot when you're sleep-deprived at 3 AM — or do, if you want to create the greatest crypto charity ever

$42 Million Wiped Out in One Click😺

An anonymous degen just went full regard mode: opened a massive $42,000,000 long on Bitcoin with 40x leverage on Hyperliquid. Liquidation price? A razor-thin $66,192.
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And yeah… BTC dipped, position got rekt, and the whale lost basically everything in hours. Crypto is that casino where you either hit the jackpot or straight-up show your butthole to the market

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Wait wait wait. So Axiom employees using internal data to front-run users - that's a scandal. But being Trump's friend or family member and insider trading on memecoins - that's just Tuesday? Axiom staff got caught leaking wallets, building spreadsheets to trade against their own users, even recording calls about their $200k scheme. Meanwhile the most obvious insider trades in crypto history are happening in broad daylight from the White House lawn. Nice

https://blockmanity.com/news/crypto-insider-drama-zachxbt-accuses-axiom-employee-of-insider-trading-ethereum-roadmap-and-more-blockchain-updates/

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💣 Russia has opened a criminal case against me for “aiding terrorism.” Each day, the authorities fabricate new pretexts to restrict Russians’ access to Telegram as they seek to suppress the right to privacy and free speech. A sad spectacle of a state afraid of its own people. 🤦‍♂️