MSCI To Bitcoin Firms: “Nice Treasury, Would Be A Shame If Index Funds Dumped It”
😏 MSCI is flirting with the idea of kicking BTC-heavy companies out of its top indexes if more than half their balance sheet is in crypto.
💣 That could force billions in passive selling, with JPMorgan saying MicroStrategy alone might eat up to $2.8B of sell pressure if this goes through.
🧨 Moral of the story: you turned your company into a leveraged Bitcoin ETF — now the TradFi index gods are deciding whether you still count as a “normal stock.”
Saudi developers are tokenizing a Trump-branded Maldives resort… because why not 💼🌴💰
Up to 70% of a $300M luxury project will be sold as blockchain tokens to U.S. investors.
Imagine explaining to your accountant: “Yes, my retirement plan is a tokenized overwater villa by 2028.”
Peak timeline. 😂
Mt. Gox is awake again. Nobody asked for this. 🧟♂️💀
After 8 months of silence, the zombie exchange just moved 10,422 BTC (~$936M).
Every time this wallet blinks, traders instantly lose 5 years of lifespan.
Still holding 34,689 BTC…
Translation: The horror sequel isn’t over. 🎬😱