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Someone, please create a meme coin called “Vitalik's hole”

Vitalik talks about the future surrounded by loyal followers. It's so cute.😆😆😆

When I see this photo, I feel anxious that he might fall out of the hammock and break himself. Looks dangerous.

UAE just launched its first central bank-approved dollar stablecoin. 😊

Not Tether. Not Circle. A local player called Universal Digital got the official green light to issue USDU for regulated digital asset settlements.

Reserves sit with Emirates NBD, Mashreq, and Mbank. Token's registered under Payment Token Services Regulation, meaning institutions in UAE can now legally settle crypto and derivatives trades with it. Whether anyone actually uses it over USDT is the real question, but the regulatory box is checked.

Happy adoption! It's real!☺️

HYPE just ripped 50% in two days - not on hype, on actual usage. Silver futures on Hyperliquid hit $1.25 billion in 24-hour volume, making it the third most-traded market after BTC and ETH. Gold and silver are going absolutely bonkers ($5,300/$111), and traders are using Hyperliquid's tokenized commodity markets heavily.
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The tokenomics work in HYPE's favor: trading fees get used to buy back the token. More volume in silver/gold = more buybacks = price goes up. The platform expanded beyond crypto perpetuals into stocks, commodities, indices last October - and it's actually getting used ($25B volume, $1B open interest in 3 months). But 50% in 48 hours means the temperature is extremely high right now. Real fundamentals, but don't chase this late.

🚨Pay attention today. Fed decision staying at 5.25-5.5%, Powell speaks after, plus META, TESLA, MSFT earnings all drop tonight. That's a lot of noise in one session.

Meanwhile gold just hit $5,300 - biggest monthly run since the 1980s. Dollar keeps sliding, Trump's hinting the US fleet is near Iran waters, and risk is stacking up. If you're holding high-leverage speculative positions, this is a terrible day to find out what slippage feels like. Close them. Experienced traders: volatility = opportunity, but don't get cute with size.

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