Crypto delusion #3: Influencers know exactly where the market is going. Nothing says “reliable forecast” like a guy filming price targets in his car.
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⛔ A global Cloudflare outage took down the interfaces of several major Solana protocols: Jupiter, Raydium, Meteora and more.
What a view! Fully decentralized Web3 putting on a show.
🤡 Meanwhile, someone just sent $1.1M to the wrong wallet thanks to an address swap scam. Check your addresses. Then check again. Then one more time.
A few seconds of paranoia costs less than accidentally crowning a new millionaire.
🛁 Coinbase released a lotion called Diamond Hand. Finally, skincare for the terminally crypto-pilled.
Rumor says one application removes the urge to panic-sell. Waiting for the next release, the “HODL & Shine” shampoo.
A legendary face-off.
Careful with this pic tho. It adds $1M to BTC… but only if you forward it to five friends. Ignore it and the market gods keep the curse running.
😎 In the “Bitcoin vs Gold” debate, CZ pulled out a gold bar and asked to verify it. Schiff couldn’t do it without gear.
Pretty telling. Bitcoin verifies itself while gold sends you on a side quest.