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This is what gold’s chart looked like before yesterday’s sell-off — Trump gave a signal.

Gold’s market capitalization dropped by $6.3 trillion in a single day.

Equivalent to Bitcoin being wiped out 3.7 times.

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AI-generated Satoshi criticizes today’s Bitcoin market

Ki Young Ju, CEO of CryptoQuant, revealed that he recreated Satoshi Nakamoto using AI trained on all of Satoshi’s writings, including forum posts, emails, and the whitepaper. The model was then briefed on modern Bitcoin developments such as ETFs, institutional adoption, and custodial services.

The virtual Satoshi expressed concern that the community is prioritizing speculation over technological progress. According to this logic, institutionalization leads not to decentralization but to renewed centralization via intermediaries and funds.

The main takeaway: without strong developers and true financial sovereignty, Bitcoin loses its original purpose. It may succeed as an investment asset, but the peer-to-peer vision is gradually diluted.

When questioned about Satoshi’s identity, the AI declined to respond, emphasizing that identity was never the point — system functionality was.

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Kevin Warsh named by Trump as candidate for Fed leadership

Donald Trump stated that he has chosen Kevin Warsh as his nominee for Chair of the Federal Reserve.

According to Trump, Warsh is among the best-qualified candidates and has the potential to become one of the most influential figures in the history of the Fed.

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Bybit moves toward a neobank model

In February 2026, Bybit is set to launch MyBank, a service enabling direct fiat transfers via IBAN accounts.

Users will be able to work with 18 fiat currencies and convert them into crypto immediately after funding. The service will operate in partnership with local banks and will require full KYC from both the exchange and the bank.

Jurisdiction details remain unknown.

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The market is so rough that even billionaire Vitalik Buterin is giving lectures in socks with holes 😐

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BTC slides after gold and stock markets turn red

Bitcoin dropped 3.5% on January 29, falling from $88,000 to $85,000. The decline came after gold corrected from its record high of $5,600 per ounce to about $5,100.

Stock markets also showed weakness, as the S&P 500 fell 1.36% and the NASDAQ lost 1.8% in 24 hours.

Following Bitcoin, the broader crypto market moved into the red, including all top-10 assets by market capitalization.

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