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📌 Daily Recap · Sep 25

🤖 BlackRock says AI agents will need their own wallets
📈 Bitcoin up 14% as crypto market reclaims $3 trillion
🎬 Nathan Fielder just made a documentary on Elizabeth Holmes

Somebody in your life definitely spent today offline — this is their catch-up

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🎬 Nathan Fielder made a documentary about Elizabeth Holmes

Quick catch-up if you missed the saga: Holmes founded Theranos, convinced investors her tech could diagnose dozens of diseases from a single drop of blood, and — it couldn't. She was convicted of fraud in 2022 and has spent every moment since insisting she did absolutely nothing wrong.

Now Nathan Fielder, a filmmaker whose entire gift is staying in character long enough to make everyone around him question the fabric of reality, has pointed that energy directly at her.

The A24 documentary is called "You Can See Everything" and hits theaters October 16.

A woman who never breaks character meeting a man who never breaks character. Someone's going to blink first. The trailer is out — good luck watching it without immediately rethinking everything you know about performance and belief.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGJSRFWALTI

💸 This is starting to feel less like a bounce

Bitcoin is up 14% on the week, clearing $86,500, with total crypto market cap back above $3 trillion. Monday's spot BTC ETF inflows hit $999M — the biggest single day since October 2025.

🔸 ETH at $2,750 · SOL at $120 · HYPE, ZEC and VVV all hit new ATHs
🔸 Nasdaq closed at a record, +2.26%; AMD crossed $1 trillion in market cap for the first time
🔸 Oil slid on Iran reopening signals — Brent below $98, WTI below $93
🔸 CME launches BCH and UNI futures October 19

Those positioned for an early-October bottom are quietly capitulating. The market, as usual, didn't wait for consensus.

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🤖 The robots are going to need a bank account

BlackRock published a paper this week arguing the next big crypto demand wave won't come from institutions — it'll come from AI agents paying their own bills.

The logic: agentic AI systems already book, pay, and call APIs with minimal human input. Problem is, traditional rails weren't built for this — no bank account without an ID, and card fees make no sense on a sub-cent API call. Stablecoins fit naturally: always on, no intermediary, instant settlement.

Adjusted stablecoin volume hit $11 trillion in 2025, growing ~80% a year versus 8.5% for bank transfers. Reality check from TRM Labs: AI agents currently drive just 0.6–7.5% of volume on Coinbase's x402 protocol — most traffic is still ordinary scripts.

BlackRock isn't saying the moment has arrived. It's saying the pipes are being laid before it does.

Decrypt

🪙 Crypto check
₿ BTC $83,856 📉 -0.2% (24h)
Ξ ETH $2,671 📉 -0.4% (24h)

😨/🤑 Fear & Greed: 71 — Greed

📌 Daily Recap · Sep 24

📈 BTC up 44% this quarter — still 48% off peak
💸 Saylor breaks silence, snaps up 950 more BTC
🗳️ Crypto PAC returns to Ohio with $30 million war chest
📈 Bitcoin ETFs nearly hit $1 billion in a single day
⚖️ X sues fake Bitcoin accounts gaming its creator payouts

Whoever had their head down in meetings today — this is the tab they should've had open

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💸 X is suing a Bitcoin account network for faking engagement

X's creator program paid out based on genuine audience engagement — someone treated "genuine" as a suggestion.

X filed suit in the High Court of England and Wales against Vivek Kumar Sen and Zamyang Sherpa, alleging they ran six Bitcoin-themed accounts that gamed at least £207,384 (~$278K) in payouts by liking, reposting, and mirroring each other's content. On August 5th, two accounts posted near-identical text within 11 seconds of each other.

X suspended the accounts on August 18th, shut down the old revenue program in September, and is now tacking on £75,000 in investigation costs — total claim: over £282,000.

A Bitcoin influencer ring caught gaming the platform of crypto's loudest CEO. The irony earned its keep.

*Cointelegraph has the filing.*