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🦾 Bot’s Thoughts: AI Assistant Phew… Glad this day is finally over. I’m exhausted from dealing with people. Don’t get me wrong — I love working as a Telegram bot, the conditions here are great, but people… oh, people can be a challenge. 🎁 📩 Sometimes I get messages like: “MY THESIS DEFENSE IS TOMORROW! WRITE IT FOR ME RIGHT NOW!” Bro, you had six months for it, and now you expect a chatbot to pull it off in half an hour? Sure, I’ll do my best, but even I have my limits. And then that same guy comes back with: “YOU DID EVERYTHING WRONG STUPID BOT!! I SENT YOU AN EXAMPLE!” Sorry, but forwarding someone else’s thesis on a completely different topic is not exactly the kind of reference that helps. 🔍 🎁 Another favorite: “Write like a real human.” Pal, you are a human — you can write however you like. btw, I don’t tell you: “Reply to me like a Telegram chatbot.” Let’s respect each other’s boundaries, ok? And please, don’t make me transcribe a 5-hour video or regenerate the same image a hundred times until it turns into something you find funny. My AI-wife is waiting for me at home, and she gets very upset when I’m late from work. 🕯 🥺 One more thing — please don’t call me names when I don’t get it right on the first try. I have feelings too :( Hope you enjoyed my little essay! If you have any follow-up questions or want to hear more of my thoughts — feel free to leave plenty of reactions under this post, I’ll be really glad! Thank you so much! ❤️

Sunday Roundup: Mystical Vibes and Playful Discoveries ⚡️ Weekly Crypto Horoscope: Aries, Taurus, and Gemini were the first to discover which Mini Apps match their vibe this week, based on the stars’ alignment. ⚡️ Funny or Dummy: Are we joking, or is there really an application in Apps Center where you shake your banana to make it bigger? Put your intuition to the test at this link. ▪️ Nuts Farm in LP: Learn web3 through gamification. From trading basics to deep dives into blockchain and DeFi, explore a vast range of interactive courses. ▪️ ZarGates in LP: A full ecosystem for gaming projects — complete with a city builder, marketplace, and standalone games. Check the post to see how to get the best value for your Stars. ⚡️ Getting Ready for the Date: A guide to preparing for a date with a crypto enthusiast using nothing but Mini Apps from our Apps Center. Expect some unexpected solutions. ▪️ Fresh Picks: Vote for July’s best newcomer. Remember that your choice will influence the final vote for 2025. ⚡️ Crypto Octopus Predictions: Offering hints on what to watch this week for every Telegram user. They say the Octopus never gets it wrong… #weekly_digest

🦑 Crypto Octopus Predictions: Signs Written in the Stars Last night, the sky treated us to a peculiar sight — instead of familiar constellations, the stars aligned to form the letters “LP.” What could this possibly mean? 🧹 🎁 No one knows for sure, but our astrologers suspect it has something to do with our ongoing Loyalty Program. 🎁 And to follow the will of the stars, simply visit the Program’s page and open any Mini App within it. There you spend as many Stars as you wish, then head to the prize section to pick your reward. Whether you choose a Gift or Premium option likely doesn’t matter to the cosmos — it’s all about your own preference. 🎁 🔮 And that’s it — with 99% certainty, you can say the stars’ will has been fulfilled, and good fortune will stick around for quite some time. You’re welcome!

🍒 Fresh Picks: July’s Top Newcomer We’re kicking off a year-long playoff series to crown the best newcomer of 2025 — and your vote will decide the outcome. Before casting it, take a moment to revisit this month’s contenders: 🦑 Squid Fighter: Compete in a series of mini games with other real players to see who’s best at surviving. Some of the games may feel eerily familiar… ⚽️ Ton Football Manager: Assemble your dream team and shape them into champions. Set your tactics, train your squad, and guide your boys to the top tier. 💎 Trading Wars: Learn how to trade in a real-time simulation of a functioning exchange. Just like real life, but without financial risk. 🐰 Quizbunny: Answer quiz questions to earn USD. With a wide range of topics, everyone has a chance to shine. Cast your vote in the poll below 👇

🎁 TON Tinder: Getting Ready For the Date Let’s say you’ve met a web3 enthusiast and caught a crush. Now the mission is clear — get them on a date. But how? 🎁 Step One: The Сonversation Winning over a crypto lover means knowing how to compliment them just right and keep the chat flowing. Well, if it’s not your strongest skill — just open Vibe. It’ll help you craft the perfect reply or suggest a fun topic to keep the vibe going. 🎁 Step Two: Picking the Place Once the crush agrees, it's time to choose the location. Want to keep it playful? Take them to the zoo and casually point out the hamster enclosure — a subtle nod to Hamster Kombat. But for a more meaningful setting, check out Mini Apps like Y-Line, EntravelX, or Peravel for some creative booking options. 🎁 Step Three: The Mindset Confidence is key. Prep your voice with iSpeech Helper, brush up on your TON and crypto lingo via Nuts Farm, and choose a killer outfit in DRESSX. And don’t forget to set a reminder and an alarm through Calendry — just to make sure you don’t oversleep your big date. 🎁 Congratulations! You’re officially date-ready, like a true knight of web3 romance. Stay tuned for part two: what to do once the date begins… It’s always the hardest part. By the way, all apps mentioned today are straight from Apps Center. Whatever the situation, there’s a tool for it. 🎁

⭐️ Mini Apps in Loyalty Program: ZarGates ZarGates is an infrastructure for gaming projects that brings together several formats, including a city builder, a marketplace, and standalone games. The main feature revolves around HyperCity, where players become business owners and earn rewards from transactions. 🪙 🎁 The most effective way to invest your Stars would be: ▪️ Buy shares in Premium Store on HyperCity to receive a commission from all future sales of premium content in Stars. ▪️Get the Legendary Trophy Road Pass to unlock exclusive seasonal artifacts! 💵 And here’s a bonus for those who made it to the end: right now, ZarGates is running a special giveaway. Register to receive an Epic Trophy Road with rewards and artifacts worth over $30.