Телеграм канал «Двач»

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Краб: Сикс севен, сикс севен, сикс севен, сикс севен.

Подвезли промпт, с помощью которого любую картинку можно превратить в минималистичный акварельный шедевр

Он подходит для разных исходников — от пейзажей до селфи:
Create one independent high-end editorial poster for each uploaded photo. Do not combine multiple photos into a collage. Each photo must be processed and output as a separate poster.
OVERALL FORMAT
Strict 3:4 vertical composition.
Divide the canvas horizontally into two exactly equal sections, with a precise 1:1 height ratio.
The top half occupies exactly 50% of the canvas.
The bottom half occupies exactly 50% of the canvas.
The two sections should feel visually connected as one refined art publication cover.
TOP HALF — ORIGINAL PHOTOGRAPH
Preserve the original photograph as faithfully as possible.
Keep the main composition, subjects, identity, facial features, body proportions, poses, expressions, clothing, objects, and spatial relationships unchanged.
Preserve the realistic photographic texture, natural lighting, shadows, atmosphere, and original color mood.
Apply only subtle, sophisticated editorial color grading, creating the feeling of a premium magazine photograph, contemporary art book, or high-end independent publication.
The image should remain photorealistic and authentic, never overly retouched or artificially stylized.
If necessary to fit the 3:4 composition naturally, extend the sky, ground, walls, or surrounding environmental background.
Background extension must feel seamless and photographic.
Never stretch, distort, reshape, replace, or alter the main subject.
BOTTOM HALF — MINIMAL HAND-DRAWN PAPER ILLUSTRATION
Extract the most recognizable visual elements from the original photograph and reinterpret them as a minimalist hand-drawn paper-cover illustration.
Preserve:
The most recognizable subject
Essential silhouette and proportions
Key pose or gesture
Important objects
The core narrative relationship between people and objects
Highly simplify the image. Remove unnecessary details and retain only the visual information needed for immediate recognition.
Use:
Delicate, slightly imperfect hand-drawn lines
A small number of bold, clearly defined acrylic-style flat color shapes
Rough paper texture
Visible handmade brush marks
Slightly irregular, organic edges
Subtle imperfections that make it feel genuinely handmade
The main illustrated subject should be small, centered, and carefully composed, occupying approximately 10–20% of the bottom half.
Leave a large amount of negative space around the illustration.
The background should primarily resemble:
Rough white paper
Warm off-white paper
Pale natural paper
Minimal editorial book-cover stock
Use only a few lines or small color shapes to suggest the surrounding environment.
COLOR PALETTE
Extract the dominant colors directly from the original photograph.
Compress the palette into no more than 4 main colors.
Keep the colors restrained, sophisticated, and harmonious.
Use bold but controlled flat color blocks.
Avoid excessive color variation.
Preserve subtle paper grain and handmade brush texture.
The illustration should visually feel like a simplified color interpretation of the photograph.
TYPOGRAPHY
A small amount of simple typography may be included when appropriate.
Possible elements:
A short title
Keyword
Object name
Location
Year
Number
Short phrase
Text should be minimal, understated, and editorial.
Typography should naturally interact with the large areas of negative space and the small illustration, evoking:
Art book covers
Independent publishing
Contemporary editorial design
Thoughtful children's picture books
Do not force text into the composition if it does not naturally fit the photograph.
VISUAL LANGUAGE
The final poster should feel:
Quiet · Poetic · Refined · Minimal · Innocent · Relaxed · Artistic · Thoughtful · High-recognition · Premium

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Все сезоны «Секретных материалов» собрали в издание на… дискетах

Их память увеличили до 30 ГБ, а сам бокс получил встроенный проигрыватель, который можно подключить к телевизору. Все серии внутри записаны в качестве Blu-ray.

Настоящая мечта для фанатов

Московский айтишник через суд доказал, что может оставить себе рабочий MacBook Pro после увольнения

Компания потребовала вернуть ноутбук стоимостью более 200 000 рублей, но суд отказал: работодатель не провёл инвентаризацию, не запросил объяснения и не доказал стоимость техники и ущерб.

Наличие ноутбука у бывшего сотрудника само по себе не подтвердило его вину.

Дети нашли продвинутый способ зарабатывать: они отслеживают очереди на заправках в картах Яндекса, а потом предлагают водителям сбегать за них в магазин или помыть фары.

Эти двое точно не пропадут.

На федеральном телевидении прошли самые жаркие дебаты кандидатов в депутаты Госдумы

Началась настоящая предвыборная борьба